"I can think of two things better than Anna Paquin in her underwear: nirvanic enlightenment, and the New York Rangers winning the 1994 Stanley Cup. For explanation purposes, consider Anna's thinly covered flesh as the 94 Cup victory. Consider the brevity of this specific scene to be the disappointment of the 95 season, and the subsequent loss of Messier and wasting of Gretzky. Consider the inclusion of Bijou Phillips instead of Fairuza Balk (the other groupie in the same scene) as the acquisition of Eric Lindros. The lack of an extended scene on DVD is comparable to Lindros having a head made of jelly and getting a concussion in real life whenever he's checked hard in NHL 95 for the Sega Genesis. This should make perfect sense now. And despite it all, I hold with me two precious memories: Mark Messier hoisting Lord Stanley's cup above his head in celebration, and the outline of Anna Paquin's nipples."

Back ...and to the left.
Back ...and to the left.
Back ...and to the left.